The Impossible Meme - ANSWERS.

hehehe, well so far only one of you came VERY CLOSE to some of the answers. But now, moment of truth!

Freaky Talents.

1.) You can touch your toes without bending over or backwards. - sit on your knees, then touch your toes.

2.) you can lick your elbow - not part, your actual elbow - trick question, I don't know anyone who can fully lick their elbow.

3.) You can read an entire sentence made up of backwards letters and words in under fifteen seconds - how? - Take the thing you are reading, hold it up at eye level, then turn your back to a mirror.

4.) you can grow a tail - wait a few months, then take an elastic, gather your grown hair, and tie it into a tail.

5.) you can stick an ear in a pot of boiling water - take an ear of corn and boil it. Then serve.

Weird Tricks.

1.) You can put a giraffe in a fridge - how? - Trick question! Just put it in the fridge.

2.) Take an egg and a pencil (or any kind of straight stick). Hold the stick/pencil in front of the egg. Can you see the horizon? Yes, it is the line the pencil/stick makes if you focus solely on the egg.

3.) You can keep a ball in an upside down cup for one minute - without glue or tape. Yes, set the ball under the upside down cut, start swirling the cup at a rapid pace until the ball is circling it at a fast speed. Lift the cup while still spinning the ball, and the laws of motion will take care of the rest.

4.) You can stab someone with water - how? freeze the water into ice, and care a sharp point into it. Or find an icicle.

5.) You can make an air plane with nothing but a pan of water, paper, a blender, and a aluminum pan - how? - these are ingredients for making recycled paper. Take paper pulp, soak for a couple hours, mash together into a pan and flatten. Once dry and pliable, make a paper plane.

Gross stuff.
1.) You eat a type of mold almost every day. What is it? - cheese.

2.) You carve and cut open a turkey, and find it still had baby chick inside of it - how is this possible? - Trick question! It's not possible, turkeys lay eggs.

3.) you can and have eaten a dog. - yes. Go to the store, buy any type of sausage/tubular meat you want, then eat however you want (pay first though).

4.) This thing can be short or long, warm or cold, soft or hard, can be big or small, and women love it - what is it? - chocolate. (get your heads out of the gutter your perverts...)

5.) This thing can turn itself inside out - what is it? - a shedding snake. When it sheds, its old skin curls as it slides out, thus turning itself inside out.

U MAD BRO? XDD

~M